Two test tone records designed to calibrate pricey sound systems
are transformed into a pair of speakers that broadcast the contents
of their own grooves. In this transformation the standard gauge
of the test tone record is put literally to the test with its function
inverted: the record -- the source of the sound of the calibration
-- is coupled to a driver and turned into a speaker, thus rendering
the test of fidelity one in which the vinyl platter is used to measure
its ability to reproduce its own sound -- its measuring capabilities
audibly audited.
The name of the piece refers both to the audiophile impulse for
the contact high resulting from hearing "perfect" sound reproduction
and to the nostalgia surrounding such an impulse. Alluding to a
now fading era in which rumbling grain of the phonograph needle
(actually its lack thereof) signified the degree of sonic purity
that could be achieved, the title describes a phase of aural adolescence
delimited by the obsessive measure and remeasure of sound reproduction
in seach of a clinically perfect moment.
Here the amplification of the contours of the microgroove to the
macromovement of the vinyl fluctuating in space tests not only the
fidelity of the sonic object as it reproduces its own sound, it
tests our assumptions about the standards which we require our technologies
to meet.